Nice Guys Finish Last… Yeah, And You’re An Asshole

Posted: February 24th, 2011 | Author: | Filed under: Miserable Love Life, Nightmares With Women, The Failure Of Man | 3 Comments »

“Nice guys finish last” is a phrase that I’d like to grab by the neck and jam down the throat of any guy who dares to use it. We all like to find excuses for our own ineptitude in love. But to say that our failings are ever the result of being too nice is a screaming alarm bell that you’re overlooking the real problem.

Besides the cliche, my biggest problem with “nice guys finish last” is that you’d have to be a complete and utter moron to think that somebody is more likely to fall for your charms based on what YOU see in your bathroom mirror.

In fact, it’s usually the case that the self-righteous nice guys are the biggest pricks of all. If you have to resort to assumptions that you’re a good person and deserve to be loved, you haven’t grasped the point of the damn feeling. So instead of blaming singledom on an entire gender’s failure to appreciate your niceties, it’s time to start questioning where you’re really going wrong.

Do girls like bad boys? Is that really what it is?

Do I have to put my cap on backwards, grab a leather jacket and slap her in the face before I ask for a date?

No, you don’t. You just have to act like a NORMAL respectable guy with enough wit and self-awareness to let her feelings take their own course. And here’s the catch. More often than not, those feelings will fail to materialize in to unbridled passion for your loins. If you assume that as a nice guy you’re entitled to her affection, your once supreme confidence is going to resemble the ruins of Rome by the time she’s through with you.

“Nice guys finish last” is a myth created to make losers feel better about themselves. Or to find meaning where there truly is none. Let’s face it, if you were actually a nice guy, you wouldn’t be so bitter in the face of rejection.

Recommended This Week:

| Tags: , , , , ,

3 Comments on “Nice Guys Finish Last… Yeah, And You’re An Asshole”

  1. 1 meghan Corcoran said at 6:31 am on February 27th, 2011:

    thank you!!

  2. 2 Amber Lee said at 6:16 am on May 1st, 2011:

    Oh thank you so much for putting this on the internet so I can link dumb assholes to it. That way they can find comfort in knowing that I’m not just an insensitive bitch for telling them to stuff that line up their ass with the rose bush they tend to think they have growing there. :) when you throw this lonely, sad, remark out there it doesn’t remind me of what a joy you were before you pulled some douche bag stunt. It makes it that much easier to laugh if the door hits you on your way out.

    Thanks, you hit the nail on head with this and cracked me up on top of it :)

    Posted wrong email address first time… duh..lol

  3. 3 Dating For LOLs said at 5:56 pm on May 2nd, 2011:

    Haha glad I can help. There’s a crisis of self-proclaimed nice guys out there!

Leave a Reply