The Weirdest Fetishes In The World

There comes a time in most relationships where you will find yourself answering the crunch question:

“So, are you gonna tell me your fantasies?”

Cue lots of embarrassed squirming, “you go firsts”, and confessionals that I solemnly swear, sweetheart, my fetishes are not that weird, I promise.

Truth be told, it’s likely that your best kept fetishes genuinely aren’t that weird. A few funky costumes there, a couple of kinky roleplays there. All pretty standard, right?

Somehow it never feels that way when you’re put on the spot.

Fear not. If you thought you were weird, feel free to click the fetish map below and discover a truly mind-boggling compilation of the weirdest fetishes in the world.

As for the most amusing choices of the bunch?

That award surely has to go to the poor bastard who suffers from a “Hamstering” problem. Christ, I’m not sure I even want to know what that is. If you have a Hamstering fetish, you might want to seek medical advice before the RSPCA seeks you.

I’d also love to know how “breaking dishes” can be turned sexual. I mean, unless it’s the consequence of shagging like wild rabbits in the kitchen and dismantling all your cutlery in the process, I just don’t see it. Alas, the fetish map never lies. Some dirty schmuck gets off on it somewhere. As do those in the rest of the Orgasmic Explosion niche.

Fireworks? I mean, come on now. Show me somebody who has sexually enjoyed a firework and I, in turn, will show you somebody with pieces of his face missing.

I guess some people really should keep their fantasies to themselves. Especially on Guy Fawkes Night.

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