Ryan Giggs Shagged Imogen Thomas

Is it legal to say that now?

I can’t say I give a damn about his private life, but fair play to Ryan Giggs.

It takes balls to tear a good scandal away from the British media’s inking machine. But to then throw lawsuits at Twitter in a bid to keep your sordid business private, that’s just dedication to the cause. The man is hellbent on changing history.

The Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas affair

Forgetting that Giggsy is a love rat (Loved the “You’re Not Secret Anymore!” terrace chants, by the way), can anybody tell me why a Super Injuction was required in the first place?

Let me guess. Imogen wanted to sell her story to a newspaper?

I don’t know how the story came to be, but I’m assuming this is how it happened. And if that’s really the case, I can’t say I have much sympathy for the journalist argument that the story was in the public’s interests.

And I have zero sympathy for Imogen if she was intending to sell her side of the story. Somehow she’s managed to paint herself as the wronged, betrayed victim. She says she had no idea Ryan was a married man. I call insta-bullshit on this argument.

If you’re about to sink your claws in to one of the world’s most famous football players – and one close to turning 40 at that – wouldn’t you stop to check his Wikipedia page for signs of wives and kids first? Of course not. These women chase trouble and trouble finds them. Boo fucking hoo. The only people who deserve sympathy in this whole dire mess are Ryan’s wife and children.

On the bright side for the Manchester United dressing room, at least Wayne Rooney can stop reading about his hooker exploits for five minutes.

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