Can You Have Anal Sex And Still Be A Virgin?

Funny reading over on Reddit today with the following question posed:

Do some people really only have anal sex in order to preserve their “virginity” for marriage?

Believe it or not, there is a crazy anal-loving Christian minority out there who still consider themselves virgins in in the eyes of their Lord. Because as long as the hymen stays in tact, the arsehole is fair game, right?

I actually know of a girl who managed to break her hymen while riding a horse. Does that spell Game Over for her virginity? I should point out that the horse was an actual physical…you know, horse. Not simply a guy who happened to be hung like one.

I find it crazy how so many of these girls can attempt to have the best of both worlds by holding back vaginal sex, but happily obliging in any other rough and tumble. Especially when their belief systems stress quite specifically that sodomy is evil.

But who cares for logic right?

Anal sex, Christians and “waiting for the wedding night”. A match made in heaven!

The world has gone insane.

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