Can You Have Anal Sex And Still Be A Virgin?

Funny reading over on Reddit today with the following question posed:

Do some people really only have anal sex in order to preserve their “virginity” for marriage?

Believe it or not, there is a crazy anal-loving Christian minority out there who still consider themselves virgins in in the eyes of their Lord. Because as long as the hymen stays in tact, the arsehole is fair game, right?

I actually know of a girl who managed to break her hymen while riding a horse. Does that spell Game Over for her virginity? I should point out that the horse was an actual physical…you know, horse. Not simply a guy who happened to be hung like one.

I find it crazy how so many of these girls can attempt to have the best of both worlds by holding back vaginal sex, but happily obliging in any other rough and tumble. Especially when their belief systems stress quite specifically that sodomy is evil.

But who cares for logic right?

Anal sex, Christians and “waiting for the wedding night”. A match made in heaven!

The world has gone insane.

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Improve Your Love Life With Binaural Beats Entrainment

Have you ever wondered how much different your love life would be if you had the power to overcome all the weaknesses and excuses that have left you settling for less?

I am a self-help junkie. And while I’m happy with my love life, I think a lot of people could stand to benefit from the controversial field of binaural beats hypnosis. It’s something that I use to improve my focus and work ethic. But many others choose to use binaural beats to improve their skirmishes with love.

There’s a great chance you’re sitting there and scratching your head. Just what the hell is binaural beats hypnosis?

Binaural beats hypnosis is essentially no more than a method of communicating with and altering the state of your subconscious mind. Binaural beats are two different frequency tones, fed to the brain through headphones, that produce a single tone. This alters the brain from it’s usual train of thought.

There are many different binaural beats available, but some of the most appealing beats for singletons are those that promise to awaken a flatlining love life.

Binaural beats have been created to specifically alter the brain’s perception of confidence, to heighten the feeling of orgasm and even to correct impotence. Name any problem, and there’s probably a binaural beat that can help it.

It’s natural to greet these propositions with enormous skepticism. We’ve grown up in a materialist world where it seems ridiculous to believe that severe symptoms can be healed by putting on an MP3 and entering a hypnotic trance. But is it really so hard to believe?

Science has proven time and time again that by thinking negatively, you can actually wish disease and illness upon yourself. You may have seen the many videos of patients developing blisters and sunburn at a doctor’s simple suggestion.

Some people are more susceptible to suggestion than others, but we all share the trait. How many times have you been to a doctor in a state of mind where you’re willing to accept his diagnosis as fact without question? Before you know it, your symptoms are altered to coincide with the diagnosis.

One of the most interesting studies I’ve found highlighted how a patient can accelerate a healing process by simply believing that the antibiotics he has been prescribed are the answer to his problems. The mind adopts the attitude of expecting to be healed, and before you know it, weren’t those some fantastically effectively antibiotics?

The hypnosis theory is exactly the same where binaural beats are applied to your love life. The Unexplainable Store has a whole host of beats that are designed to bring about a positive shift in your subconscious mind that creates the change you desire.

Will they work for you? It’s impossible to guarantee results to an individual unless the individual is in the right state of mind to wish them upon himself.

Personally, I highly recommend experimenting with the beats and seeing what results you can obtain. But if you’re going to do it, the first requirement is an open mind.

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The Weirdest Fetishes In The World

There comes a time in most relationships where you will find yourself answering the crunch question:

“So, are you gonna tell me your fantasies?”

Cue lots of embarrassed squirming, “you go firsts”, and confessionals that I solemnly swear, sweetheart, my fetishes are not that weird, I promise.

Truth be told, it’s likely that your best kept fetishes genuinely aren’t that weird. A few funky costumes there, a couple of kinky roleplays there. All pretty standard, right?

Somehow it never feels that way when you’re put on the spot.

Fear not. If you thought you were weird, feel free to click the fetish map below and discover a truly mind-boggling compilation of the weirdest fetishes in the world.

As for the most amusing choices of the bunch?

That award surely has to go to the poor bastard who suffers from a “Hamstering” problem. Christ, I’m not sure I even want to know what that is. If you have a Hamstering fetish, you might want to seek medical advice before the RSPCA seeks you.

I’d also love to know how “breaking dishes” can be turned sexual. I mean, unless it’s the consequence of shagging like wild rabbits in the kitchen and dismantling all your cutlery in the process, I just don’t see it. Alas, the fetish map never lies. Some dirty schmuck gets off on it somewhere. As do those in the rest of the Orgasmic Explosion niche.

Fireworks? I mean, come on now. Show me somebody who has sexually enjoyed a firework and I, in turn, will show you somebody with pieces of his face missing.

I guess some people really should keep their fantasies to themselves. Especially on Guy Fawkes Night.

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